The Night Life

18

I don't have a dirty mind.

I have a sexy imagination.


  1. zeusyallday:

    so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

    (via chinitahermosaa)

  2. tastefullyoffensive:

[cliffordthedragon]
  3. withlookingglassties:

    why do Mexican moms like to make caldo when it’s a million degrees outside

    (Source: la-mujerista, via chinitahermosaa)

  4. minimalyzed:

    replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

    (via legalmexican)

  5. saddeer:

    this is the most important scene in cinematic history

    (Source: husssel, via legalmexican)

  6. irenigg:

    metrogoon:

    If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

    museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

    (via chinitahermosaa)

  7. stability:

oh
  8. whybrandon:

rapper riff raff mistakes a palm tree for a pineapple

    whybrandon:

    rapper riff raff mistakes a palm tree for a pineapple

    (via chinitahermosaa)

  9. What do you when you are my age and walk in your parents having sex in the bathroom??? And they continue as if I’m not standing there!!!!