so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane
why do Mexican moms like to make caldo when it’s a million degrees outside
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
What do you when you are my age and walk in your parents having sex in the bathroom??? And they continue as if I’m not standing there!!!!